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Full Name: Red Rhino

Date of birth: December 15, 2019

Height: 9’ 4”

Weight: 3,511 pounds (he keeps it under 3,520, so he feels good!)

  • Washing his car, or anyone’s car.

  • Swimming, short walks in the woods, and napping.

  • Running (he’s faster than Usain Bolt).

  • Drive-in movie theaters, so he can show off his... clean car!

Favorite Movies:
  • The Original Jungle Book.

  • Jumanji (with Robin Williams) He swears that one of his cousins was in the film.

Favorite Sport:
Favorite Color:
  • Green…just kidding, it’s RED!!

E.A.G.L.E.S…. GO EAGLES!!!!!
Favorite Charity:
I LOVE Thanksgiving!
Best Friends:
  • Brent and Blake McCurdy.

Favorite Foods:
  • Fresh salads with; leaves, bushes, twigs, small branches, tree bark for some extra roughage, grass, plants, fruits, roots, and whatever other vegetation I can find.

  • Loves Granny Smith apples for their crisp tartness and their contrast to his own color.

Make sure you stop and say hi, if you see me at the car wash!
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